Wednesday, August 31, 2016

MAJOR LAZER :- PON DE FLOOR

 MAJOR LAZER :- PON DE FLOOR



"Pon de Floor" is a song by Major Lazer, a collaborative musical project composed of the American DJ Diplo and the British DJ Switch. The single was released in 2009 by Mad Decent and Downtown Records as the second single from Major Lazer's first studio album, Guns Don't Kill People... Lazers Do (2009). The duo wrote the song and produced it with Afrojack, while Vybz Kartel provided its vocals. "Pon de Floor" is a dancehall and baile funk song and was positively received by music critics. It appeared on the charts in the United Kingdom in 2010, where it reached number 125. Eric Wareheim directed the music video for "Pon de Floor", which shows people dry humping, and incorporates daggering choreography. The song has been sampled in Chiddy Bang's "Shooter" (2009) and Beyoncé's "Run the World (Girls)" (2011).

Composition

"Pon de Floor" was written and produced by Major Lazer – whose members at the time were Diplo and Switch. It features vocals from Vybz Kartel, and Afrojack provided additional production and mixed the song.[1] "Pon de Floor" is a dancehall[2] and baile funk song.[3] The song uses a rapid marching snare drums beat and synth riffs.[4][5] Its hook is a chopped-up vocal line,[6][7] and according to Josh Heller of Drowned in Sound Kartel's input is "laughing and occasionally shouting 'Major Lazer!'".[8]

Reception

John Bush of Allmusic lauded the production of "Pon de Floor" and named it a tour de force.[9] NME's Pete Cashmore called the song "shitfacedly loopy",[3] while Andy Freivogel from Dusted Magazine noted it as one of the best tracks from Guns Don't Kill People... Lazers Do.[5] "Pon de Floor" is used during the video game DJ Hero 2.[10] "Pon de Floor" entered the UK Singles Chart of 17 April 2010 at number 187.[11] It later peaked at number 125.[12]

Music video and live performance

The music video for "Pon de Floor" was directed by Eric Wareheim, and shows people daggering against a cartoon background depicting suburbia.[13] It incorporates daggering choreography.[14] Ted Maider from Consequence of Sound wrote "This song is already fucking whacked, but the video takes it to a whole other level ... 'Pon de Floor' seems equally as offensive as watching porn on hallucinogenic substances."[15] Major Lazer performed "Pon de Floor" at the Go! music festival at Marina Bay Sands, Singapore in September 2010.[16]

Samples and cover versions

"Pon de Floor" was sampled in Chiddy Bang's "Shooter", a song on his mini-mixtape, Air Swell (2010).[17] In 2011, Beyoncé released "Run the World (Girls)", which contains a sample of "Pon de Floor".[18] "Run the World" was produced by Switch and The-Dream, and co-produced by Knowles and Shea Taylor.[18]

SHOCKING PHOTOS OF NEWLY CONSTRUCTED TUNNEL ROAD IN IMO STATE

SHOCKING PHOTOS OF NEWLY CONSTRUCTED TUNNEL ROAD IN IMO STATE

Newly constructed traffic tunnel at Concorde junction in Imo state, which was built to improve traffic flow and reduce incidents has gone to 'hell'.



Just a few days after the rains fell, the road, which was unveiled with much pomp and pageantry, now looks more like a muddy swimming pool, rather than a road.

Some Nigerians have expressed shock as they believe the tunnel was constructed with substandard materials.

See more pictures below, as well as reactions



SEE HILARIOUS RESPONSE LINDA IKEJI GOT AFTER SHE TWEETED ON MARK ZUCKERBERG'S VISIT

SEE HILARIOUS RESPONSE LINDA IKEJI GOT AFTER SHE TWEETED ON MARK ZUCKERBERG'S VISIT

Linda Ikeji like everyone else was surprised on the way Facebook Founder, Mark Zuckerberg entered Nigeria and tweeted about it, but a follower wasn't having it.


See below...



CHECK OUT THESE HILARIOUS 22 HIDDEN SIGNS OF A GAY NIGERIAN MAN

CHECK OUT THESE HILARIOUS  22 HIDDEN SIGNS OF A GAY NIGERIAN MAN

According to the girl that shared them, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay!

See them after the cut....
1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing

What do you think?

UNIBEN TO RESUME NEW ACADEMIC SESSION WITHOUT 100L STUDENTS BECAUSE JAMB DIDN'T SEND ADMISSION LIST

UNIBEN TO RESUME NEW ACADEMIC SESSION WITHOUT 100L STUDENTS BECAUSE JAMB DIDN'T SEND ADMISSION LIST 

Going by this internal memo, University of Benin, for the first time in their history will be resuming the new academic session without first year students because JAMB allegedly did not send any admission list.



This is rather strange. Which way Nigeria?

NIGERIANS DON'T PANIC! ANNULAR ECLIPSE TO HIT NIGERIA BETWEEN 7am-10am ON SEPT 1ST

NIGERIANS DON'T PANIC! ANNULAR ECLIPSE TO HIT NIGERIA BETWEEN 7am-10am ON SEPT 1ST 


National Space Research and Development Agency (NSRDA) has urged the public not to panic over the Annular Eclipse which will be experienced between the hours of 7:15am and 10:03am on Thursday, September 1 with slight variations in actual timing across the country.
In a press statement by the Head of Media and Corporate Communications, Dr Felix Ale, the Agency appealed to the general public not to panic or adduce any mystical interpretations to this event, urging them not to observe the eclipse with naked eyes, as this can cause damage.
According to the statement, in the Federal Capital Territory Abuja, there will be a partial eclipse, with an obscurity of 60 per cent, and the first contact at about 7:17am, with maximum eclipse at 8:32am and end at 10:00am.
Also, Lagos will experience its first contact with the eclipse at 7:15am, with a maximum eclipse occurring at 8:32am and ending at about 10:00am.

The Agency has arranged a viewing centre tomorrow to enable members of the public, pupils and students from various schools to view the eclipse using specially designed viewing instruments provided by the space Agency.

The viewing centre which has been set up by the Agency will be open to the public on Thursday 1st September, 2016 from 6:45am for school pupils and students to observe the annular eclipse as part of its continuous programmes to expose Nigerians and students to matters concerning astronomical environment.


An annular solar eclipse occurs when the Moon moves in front of the Sun but does not cover the Sun's discs completely, causing a 'ring of fire'. Fascinating!

SEE PHOTO OF SUPER FIT MARK ZUCKERBERG JOGGING ON LEKKI-IKOYI BRIDGE, LAGOS

SEE PHOTO OF SUPER FIT MARK ZUCKERBERG JOGGING ON LEKKI-IKOYI BRIDGE, LAGOS

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, the world's seventh richest person, who is on a working visit in Nigeria is known not to take his fitness routine lightly.

He was pictured jogging with his long entourage along Lekki-Ikoyi link bridge in Lagos this morning.


Members of the Lagos Road Warriors running club joined him in the jog.
 
After the long run, he stopped to take selfies with his excited fans. After the cut


PRESIDENT BUHARI WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND MARK ZUCKERBERG'S VISIT TO NIGERIA



PRESIDENT BUHARI WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND MARK ZUCKERBERG'S VISIT TO NIGERIA
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 President Buhari was the mastermind behind Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Nigeria, as he was the one who invited the Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to explore possible ways of direct foreign investment & also to listen, learn and take ideas back to California, to help Facebook better support tech development and entrepreneurship in Nigeria & across Africa.
 As a mark of appreciation, Zuckerberg directed his Facebook tech engineers, to include Hausa (Nigeria's second official language) as one of the Facebook's languages.

 Mark Zuckerberg also noted that his visit to Nigeria wouldn't have been possible if Buhari had not become President & also started his anti-corruption campaign, as all the investment he plans to make in Nigeria would have been futile as the investment would have been mismanaged and looted if Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was still in power.

KUDOS MR PRESIDENT, SAI BUHARI!!! SAI BABA!!!
PS: A FEAT NOT EVEN GOODLUCK JONATHAN COULD ACHIEVE

MORE CELEBRITY PHOTOS FROM FACEBOOK LIVE INTERACTIVE SESSION WITH MARK ZUCKERBERG

MORE CELEBRITY PHOTOS FROM FACEBOOK LIVE INTERACTIVE SESSION WITH MARK ZUCKERBERG

Check out more celebrity photos at the Facebook live interactive session held today in Lagos with Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg.


The Facebook founder shared the photo above on his Instagram and Facebook accounts and wrote; "Visited Nollywood, crashed a hip hop music video, and met some of Nigeria's biggest stars."
More photos below...




RITA DOMINIC, YEMI ALADE, BASKETMOUTH & KUNLE AFOLAYAN MEET MARK ZUCKERBERG (PHOTOS)

RITA DOMINIC, YEMI ALADE, BASKETMOUTH  & KUNLE AFOLAYAN MEET MARK ZUCKERBERG (PHOTOS)

The celebrities were all happy to see Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg at the Facebook Live event today.


See more after the cut....




Tuesday, August 30, 2016

BUGZY DVINCI RELEASES HOT NEW TRACK- "3 DAYS IN JOHANNESBURG''

BUGZY DVINCI RELEASES HOT NEW TRACK- "3 DAYS IN JOHANNESBURG''


 Nigerian Born Trap Artiste Bugzy Dvinci is on South Africa Vacation with Onyeka Nwelue (Controversial writer) & Simon Sniper (Nigerian Hip-Hop artiste) all there for Seun Kuti concert coming up in September. He got to tell us about the South African experience including police pulling he & his crew over, just an hour after they left the airport for a routine check. His anger about the Fulani Herdsmen Killings in Enugu State. He made this music in his apartment Kitchen at Sandton, Johannesburg. His “Half Past Late 2″ Mixtape which has successful concerts is still trending for Trap Lovers in Nigeria, S.A, UK & The United States.



THIS IS THE LYRICS FOR THE TRACK
 I got my niggas in Lungu
Imma shoot you maka chukwu
I think i lost out my feeling
Naked pictures in my celine
when i look up i am sinning
Get me the reffer and women
mean that im winnning 
winnning iam winning
winnning iam winning

Champagne i'm sipping
up in the corner
Cuddle your baby up
in a corner
Hide me from police
get me my hustle
you know how it is
Police they stopping 
they searching
I hoping they do not see nothing
City to city
i'm matching
i'm bout to buy me a mansion

Brand new day
Brand new attitude

Brand new day
Brand new attitude

am in Johannesburg City
And they see me i am coming
They know its the Bugzy

I got my Niggas in Enugu
Imma shoot you maka chukwu
I think i lost out my feeling
Naked pictures in my celine
when i look up i'm sinning
Get me some reffer 
fulani herdsmen are killin
killing my people
they shooting
Governor crying
F*ck up The Gwanyi
Nigga's is stupid
Man, Bugzy is here
im chilling in South 
with my nigga
Cooking in the kitchen and kitchen
earning the thing is spinning
and we making the money
Chopping Nkwobi
when we comeback we buy you some bottles
f*ck up some commas
in Orange room
Bitches dey know how 
we fucking dey do
so we be chilling O Yeah


Hook
All i need me is a cheque
Tell dem girls
me i need no stress

wearing Nose ring, Long dreads
man, Yeah me 
fucking need a cheque


So tell em say

Kpoli on my mind
I got Igbo on my mind
Shayo on my mind
I got Ego On my mind


Kpoli on my mind
I got Igbo on my mind
Shayo on my mind
I got Ego On my mind

Verse:

I put in Hustle
no be by muscle
so i no go dey force you
I put it easy
man i do it my man
and i sip it so easy

See me on Tv 
And the ladies they wanna ask me for CD
i be your Genie
Imma make  a wish 
and play you some music

man i hustle hard i dont complain
man i just stay on my own lane
Life is a cake
shawty so sweet 
she taste like banana cake
These niggas hungry
man, i just don ate
She ride out the dick like an Uber
she ride with no break
pussy so hot like hot plate
i dont even know her name
Woohoo whooh

Hook:

All i need me is a cheque
Tell dem girls
me i need no stress

wearing Nose ring, Long dreads
man, Yeah me 
fucking need a cheque

So tellem say

Kpoli on my mind
I got Igbo on my mind
Shayo on my mind
I got Ego On my mind


Kpoli on my mind
I got Igbo on my mind
Shayo on my mind
I got Ego On my mind

Saturday, August 27, 2016

15 REASONS WHY ADEKUNLE GOLD IS THE KING OF PHOTOSHOP


15 REASONS WHY ADEKUNLE GOLD IS THE KING OF PHOTOSHOP

 Everyone knows Adekunle Gold is what we like to call “The Alternative musician”. When he’s not doing his own style, he’s turning up in only adire or even posting hilarious Photoshop pictures of himself.

Here are the times he showed us he was a boss at this Photoshop thing:

1. When he posed for the camera with mummy Beyonce.

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2. That time he was swinging on a NEPA pole.

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3. This one that made us give him a side eye. 

SEE MORE PHOTOS AFTER THE CUT

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4. When he transformed into one of the three statues of Lagos.

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5. He’s the only person that can pose on a show he wasn’t even invited to.

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6. When he wanted to take John Legend’s place.

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7. Just look at him forming ‘animal lover’ with this lion.

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8. That time he trolled OAP, Gbemi, for wearing a shirt with his name on it.

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9. This really creepy picture of him and Rihanna.

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10. That time he wanted to feature in Nicki’s video by force.

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11. When he was basically looking for The Monalisa’s trouble.

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12. When he made Nicki his chair in her ‘Anaconda’ video.

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13. When he and Kim broke the internet.

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14. That time he held on tightly to Toolz.

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15. This picture with Tonto Dike that looks like a prewedding shoot.

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Everyone knows Adekunle Gold is what we like to call “The Alternative musician”. When he’s not doing his own style, he’s turning up in only adire or even posting hilarious Photoshop pictures of himself.

Here are the times he showed us he was a boss at this Photoshop thing:

1. When he posed for the camera with mummy Beyonce.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com47675644

2. That time he was swinging on a NEPA pole.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com46768909

3. This one that made us give him a side eye.

photoshop-adekunle0kim

4. When he transformed into one of the three statues of Lagos.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com42454545

5. He’s the only person that can pose on a show he wasn’t even invited to.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com4334545

6. When he wanted to take John Legend’s place.

Photoshop-Adekunle-Gold-Chrissy-Teigen

7. Just look at him forming ‘animal lover’ with this lion.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com445433

8. That time he trolled OAP, Gbemi, for wearing a shirt with his name on it.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com424433

9. This really creepy picture of him and Rihanna.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com45555

10. That time he wanted to feature in Nicki’s video by force.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com44543

11. When he was basically looking for The Monalisa’s trouble.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com45

12. When he made Nicki his chair in her ‘Anaconda’ video.

trixkonekt.blogspot.com34

13. When he and Kim broke the internet.

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14. That time he held on tightly to Toolz.

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15. This picture with Tonto Dike that looks like a prewedding shoot.